From the OK Go website:
Mar 13, 2006
The J
Stands For Jailbird
The rumors are
true. Damian J. Kulash was arrested last night.
Here's the
full story:
Late last night, while standing in front of the
Orlando House of Blues, Damian Kulash was arrested and charged with
"intent to take pictures and talk to fans." Also, there was a little
matter of resisting arrest, which is the official charge.
The
unofficial charge is "giving the wrong answer when a police officer
asks you 'what part of move don't you understand?'" For those of you
planning travel in the Orlando area, the correct response
is not "I understood what you said; I just didn't do it." Damian
didn't know that, so he was immediately handcuffed and taken inside
the venue to chants of "Let him go!" (Had I been there the chants
would have been "Jorge, NO!!! It's not worth it!" 'cause you know I
got my boy's back.)
A bunch more cops were quickly summoned
to help with all the standing around and not doing much, and
eventually Damian, still handcuffed, was shoved into the back of a
squad car and taken "downtown," a ride that became more fun when the
SUV full of girls pulled up next to the cop car waving FREE DAMIAN
signs. Damian thanks you, ladies.
Upon arrival, our hero was
mugshotted, fingerprinted and thrown into a cell with a bunch of
people who didn't want to sign the OK Go email list. Damian was
locked up for about nine hours, during which time he ate corn flakes
and made friends with a couple of guys, one of whom had rescued his
longtime girlfriend from a crack den earlier that day, only to have
her sic the cops on him when he came by her apartment to make sure
she was doing okay. To that guy, I say: Dude--she just doesn't love
you.
Damian was released this morning, and promises he'll be
in fine fettle for Tuesday's show in Jacksonville. Until then, he'd like
to address two rumors that have sprung up on the Internet in the
last 24 hours: No, he wasn't drunk; and Yes, he did get the
arresting officer to watch the "A Million Ways" video on the
on-board computer. If that's not awesome, awesome doesn't
exist.
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